Thursday, September 13, 2012

New Roomba Blender Makes Smoothie Out Of Everything In Its Path

The Onion
Thu Sep 13, 2012

New Roomba Blender Makes Smoothie Out Of Everything In Its Path 09.13.12

BEDFORD, MA—In an exciting extension of their product line, the creators of the Roomba-brand self-directed vacuum cleaner have introduced the Yumba, a new household blender capable of mixing a rich, frothy smoothie out of whatever ingredients it suc...

News in Brief »

Chicago Public Schools Celebrate Third Straight Day Without Any Student Violence

American Voices »

Katie Couric Talk Show Dominates Ratings

"These numbers must be fake. There's no way she beat all three of those juggernauts."

opinion »

Your Honor, This Is Going To Sound Silly, But How Am I Doing So Far?

by Marshall Braithwaite, Prosecutor

By Marshall Braithwaite, Prosecutor

Radio News »

Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

Follow Us

featured section: »

Letters To The Editor »
Dear The Onion,
My eyesight is failing me. Can you start calling me and telling me what happened? I do not need to hear the Jumble puzzle.

— Beatrice Pullman, Coral Gables, FL

Most Popular »
    If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe.
    To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to:
    536 Broadway
    New York NY, 10012
    Please include the email address at which you have been contacted.

    All of our emails are sent from the domain

    No comments:

    Post a Comment