Thursday, June 7, 2012

Nude Man, Locked Out Of House. Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition

The Onion
Thu Jun 07, 2012

Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd 06.07.12

ST. CLOUD, MN—Shortly after discovering he had locked himself out of his suburban home, stark naked 43-year-old claims adjuster David Ronzo began to deliver a stirring and thought-provoking philosophical treatise on the frailty of the human conditio...

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