My life is shit,but I still try.
Long lost note, written on a scrap of lined paper by a famous actress when she was in 7th grade.
I found it behind a partition while demolishing the building a few years ago.
I had it set to go up for auction on e-bay, but my house-mate had run out of e-z widers and rolled a joint with it last night.
C'est la vie...and so much for protecting your tweets