Thursday, September 13, 2012

New Roomba Blender Makes Smoothie Out Of Everything In Its Path



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New Roomba Blender Makes Smoothie Out Of Everything In Its Path 09.13.12

BEDFORD, MA—In an exciting extension of their product line, the creators of the Roomba-brand self-directed vacuum cleaner have introduced the Yumba, a new household blender capable of mixing a rich, frothy smoothie out of whatever ingredients it suc...

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