Tuesday, September 25, 2012

DO YOU CRY WHEN YOU PEEL ONIONS?



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Tue Sep 25, 2012 www.theonion.com

Newly Unemployed Woman Enjoys Equal Pay For First Time In Career 09.25.12

BOSTON—In a historic development for gender parity in the American workplace, recently laid-off consultant Paula Saunders, 32, is at last earning an income identical to that of her unemployed male counterparts.

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